That is Alexander Lukashenko, the Belarusian president, revealing man’s secret sexual conversion powers. Evidently, he made sure not to use them when he was bagging his early twenties beauty queen girlfriend, pictured with him above.
The leader, whose twenty-six year incumbency bests even Putin’s record, has quite a fixation on homosexuality. He’s made numerous quotes about it over the years, and proved to be a total gentleman in 2013 when he said “I can forgive lesbians but not gay men”.
Lovely.
Perhaps his strangest quotes are some of his more recent ones though, particularly in regards to COVID-19.
The sixty-five year old has admitted to having no concern about the virus, subsequently taking no measures to curb its spread within his dominion whilst also dismissing fears surrounding the pandemic as being “psychosis”. He believes sheer positivity will stave off COVID, but if you think that’s wild, wait till you hear his other prescriptions:
“There, the tractor will heal everyone. The fields heal everyone…”
”Just take a day off, go to the sauna, the heat will kill the virus.”
“Does the virus exist? I don’t see one. Sport, and especially hockey, is the best cure for a virus. Also wash hands with vodka and drink 40 to 50 grams to poison the virus.”