I walked out of Scary Movie 5 after about 8 minutes.
Gross, he’s old enough to be her father and this is just fucking disgusting!
I was completely disinterested and bored with the awful presentation of the movie and just said to myself, “What the fuck am I doing here?!” It’s obvious the movie does not like itself or me so I should just mosey right out of the theatre and go do something productive.
However, this movie did not make me angry like Crazy Rich Asians did. I absolutely HATED that movie. I hated everyone in the movie, the plot, the dialogue, the acting, the entire movie was just stomach churning and aggravating to sit through.