A squirrel crawled up in Trouser.A father and son went hunting together for the first time. The father said, “Stay here and be very quiet. I’ll be across the field.” A little while later, the father heard a blood-curdling scream, so he ran back to his son. “What’s wrong?” the father asked. “I thought I told you to be quiet!” The boy answered, “Look, I was quiet when the snake slithered across my feet.
I was quiet when the bear breathed down my neck. I didn’t move a muscle when the skunk climbed over my shoulder. I closed my eyes and held my breath when the wasp stung me. I didn’t cough when I swallowed the gnat. I didnt swear or scratch when the poison oak started itching. But when the two squirrels crawled up my trouser leg, I just panicked when I heard one of them say, ‘Should we eat them here or take them with us?'”